9 Cringeworthy Moments a Dieter Experiences on a Date

When you're a devoted healthy eater, it's hard to go out to eat at a restaurant, period. After all, you can never be completely sure of what's going into your dish. But when you add a date who you're hoping to make a good impression on into the mix, things can get awkward. As if dates weren't nerve-racking enough, now you have to spend part of the evening dodging the dessert menu like the plague. It would be ideal to meet someone in a health-conscious environment, say the gym or Whole Foods, so you at least know that you're somewhat on the same page with food. But life isn't a rom-com, and Ashton Kutcher won't be handing you a bouquet of carrots like in No Strings Attached. You may not care what your date orders, but ugh, please don't insist that I nosh on the bread basket.

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When you go with water instead of a soda or alcoholic beverage.
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When you go with water instead of a soda or alcoholic beverage.

It's not that you wouldn't love a glass of wine right now, it's just that your waistline wouldn't love a glass of wine right now.

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When they order an appetizer that is so not in your diet plan.
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When they order an appetizer that is so not in your diet plan.

I wonder if I can stuff these fried pickles in my purse without them noticing . . . ?

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When they ask if you want to share something on the menu.
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When they ask if you want to share something on the menu.

Don't say french fries, don't say french fries . . .

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When you have to make multiple changes to your entrée.
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When you have to make multiple changes to your entrée.

No cheese, no croutons, dressing on the side . . . actually, I'll just have lettuce, please.

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When you can tell that they're judging your order.
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When you can tell that they're judging your order.

No, I didn't order a salad to impress you.

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When they ask you why you don't eat so many different foods.
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When they ask you why you don't eat so many different foods.

I bet a root canal is less painful than this conversation.

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When they ask if you want a bite of their food.
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When they ask if you want a bite of their food.

How do I say, "Do you know how many calories are in that?!" without totally offending them?

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When the dreaded dessert menu comes around.
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When the dreaded dessert menu comes around.

Wow, I could really go for some ice cream — minus the dairy and sugar.

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When you realize that you actually like them but are afraid that they think you're too much of a health freak.
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When you realize that you actually like them but are afraid that they think you're too much of a health freak.

Please love me and my pickiness!