The Mystery Science 3000 guys remind us that we are all Fabio! Everyone wants to be Fabio! Men respect him! Women want him! Not a single soul doesn't love Fabio! Even that lesbian folksinger Janice Ian loves Fabio! Big buttery slabs of Fabio! Why am I using so many exclamation points? Because it's Fabio!
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From the covers of Harlequin Romances to the television screens of America and beyond. Fabio of the golden tresses and the freakishly cut chest was a mystery when he busted onto the scene. Let's eavesdrop as such luminaries as porn star Ron Jeremy and Roseanne Barr attempt to figure out what makes Fabio tick. . .
Some of our favorite Heroes came out last night to sit in some hot Lamborghinis for the Race to Fight Epilepsy. Milo, Hayden, Kristen, and Jack Coleman were there to support Greg Grunberg, whose son suffers from the condition. Of course, no Heroes event would be complete without a little buzz around Milo and Hayden, but this time Milo denied the rumors all by himself, saying, "She and I are close friends. It's only natural that people are going to couple us together." We have to admit that it's been a while since we've seen these two on one of their dates, so maybe there really isn't more to their relationship after all. That said, we wouldn't be surprised if their "close friendship" turned into something more someday.
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According to InTouch, George Clooney and Fabio almost came to blows in a LA restaurant last Friday. The story goes that Fabio was out to dinner with friends and when one of them started taking photos at the table a nearby seated George thought that she was trying to take candid shots of him out to dinner with Sarah. When George asked her to stop, Fabio approached George and said, "I thought you were a nice guy...Stop being a diva." Supposedly George went to push Fabio, but the fight was quickly broken up by a few waiters from the restaurant. So tell us, do you think George acted like a diva?
