Every girl dreams of the day her Prince Charming will get down on one knee and say, "Will you accept this . . . piece of jewelry that says 'I like you, but I'd like to keep my options open.'" OK, we don't all need an over-the-top proposal or husband to be happy, but there's nothing worse than being strung along by a guy who just won't commit. Ahead of Inside Amy Schumer's return to Comedy Central on April 1, the hilariously raunchy comedian created this fake engagement ring ad that will either have you laughing or crying, depending on how many years you've been with a noncommittal partner.