Snowmageddon 2015 Isn't Stopping New Yorkers Looking For Love

Snowmageddon 2015 is slated to strike the Northeastern US tonight and tomorrow, and it looks like it is going to be a true doozy of a blizzard. While many residents of New York are taking safety precautions and preparing for what may be one of the worst storms in recent history, others are taking a more unusual route. While Snowzilla (aka Juno) trundles toward the city, some New Yorkers are looking for love and perhaps a warm body to snuggle with to while away the hours of a cold and snowy night. Sexy personal ads have been popping up on Craiglist, with people posting inquiries for everything from "snow day sensual play" to "dominant college snow bunnies" and someone special to "ride out the storm" with. Some proposals actually sounds quite nice . . . others are kinda of creepy. We've rounded up some of our favorites for you to snuggle up and enjoy!

Snow Day Sensual Play
"Come and be supremely spoiled and turned on in every way imaginable. I am super sexy and ready to please you for hours. I can order food and wine and anything you want. You will be delighted if you reply. You must put snow in the subject line."

Body Heat Seeking Body Heat For Snow Day
"I don't want to make this complicated so let me break the ice: I'm looking for a snow date who will treat me naughty or nice. I'm not looking for a fireplace, just someone to light my fire . . . come stay with me if that's what you desire."

Snow Sex
"Looking for a pretty lady that has a fetish for cold. After making naked snow angels we will then proceed to have "hot" snow sex. I understand this is a very unique fetish so no experience is needed!"

Snow Day Husband/Butler/Personal Assistant
"I will pick you up from work and accompany you for your last minute blizzard supplies, shovel snow warm your car make sure you are warm and cozy before leaving. Services you would want to reuse."

Snow Day Fun Make Out Times?
"So I'm getting off work early today, around 2. Anyone stuck in their apartment and battling with some pent-up snow-related horniness? :) I'd love to stop by and help out. I'm feeling very frisky today."