17 Reasons Wine Is So Much Better Than a Boyfriend
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Olivia Pope, Beyoncé, Jesus: all the important people on earth drink wine. If you haven't started yet, you have a lot of catching up to do. Wine makes the world go round. In fact, we believe it's even better than men. Seriously, who needs a boyfriend when you've got a glass bottle of vino in your hand? Check out all the vital reasons wine is so much better than a significant other.
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Wine will always open up to you.
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Wine is there for you when you have a tough day.
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Wine can always help you out in a bar fight.
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Wine doesn't judge your writing skills.
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It makes you feel sophisticated without even trying.
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Wine won't argue about sending out a Christmas card together.
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You can get really weird around your wine, and it will never ever care.
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Wine never comes between you and your friends.
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In fact, wine brings friends together.
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Wine would never judge you for being drunk.
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It makes you feel sassier than any man ever has.
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Wine will chill with you on the couch without complaining.
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You never get sick of wine. Can you say the same about your SO? No.
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Wine is always good for you, we swear. Men? Not so much.
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You don't have to share wine with any other human being.
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Wine will help you make good decisions.
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