Uh oh, I don't think that's what Archie meant by "beat off."
Granny found an unexplainable substance in Peter's room!
Don't forget, wives should be kissed and not heard!
What did that robot do to Lois?
I think Robin has an arrest for indecent exposure coming up!
Luckily, Wonder Woman is smarter than most women.
See, girls want to be slaves!
Women: always too scatter-brained and emotional!
Batman is an abusive partner!
Whatever you do, don't rip your eyelashes out. Dying's OK, though.
Nothing's worse than being killed by a woman!