13 Passive-Aggressive Doorbell Threats From Moms With Sleeping Babies
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Mothers aren't typically of a violent nature, but if you wake up a sleeping baby that we just spent hours trying to get to sleep, sh*t will get real. We promise, you do not want to be in the line of fire when a mom's baby starts screaming because someone rang the doorbell or knocked too hard. And if you are the person that rang that bell, Godspeed and good luck: our sincerest thoughts are with you.
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This house comes with great goody bags.
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This one may be hiding behind all of the pink and lace, but on the other side of that door is a tired mom who means business.
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Just don't.
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Knock softly at your own risk — kids hear everything.
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That smiley face is a trick. No one will be happy if you disobey this note.
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A fair deal, we think.
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Which is more threatening: "Beware of Dog" or "Beware of Angry Mom"?
We don't think we want to find out.
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Seriously, everyone's happiness. Including your own.
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If baby is sleeping, you better be Magic Mike ringing that bell, or else.
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"Overprotective dogs," aka "My dogs will chase you down the street on my command."
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Nobody wants to have to deal with a crying baby, let alone a crying mama.
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It's a chain reaction.
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