"My husband was in the shower, and our (then 3-year-old) daughter had to go pee. I told her to go ahead and go. When she was done, she flung open the shower curtain to tell daddy something. He scream[ed] a little high-pitched scream, pulled the shower curtain shut, and told her to get out. She comes out, looks at me very seriously, and says, 'Mommy, I saw daddy's penis. It was huge!' She then spent the rest of the day telling any one and every one, 'My daddy has a huge penis!' So. Embarrassing!"
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