Seth Meyers Describes the Birth of His Son at Length, and His Story Is Hysterical

Late Night host Seth Meyers welcomed his first child with wife Alexi Ashe on Sunday, and during his show on Tuesday night, he hilariously recounted the entire birth from his wife's "back pains" to the moment he realized that his information should go in the slots on his son's paperwork under "Father." Although Seth describes Alexi's water breaking ("It sounds like what water would sound like if it broke,") and what it was like to actually be in the delivery room with her — with nurses wearing bunny ears — the most notable part of his story has to be his explanation of the events in the Uber car they took to the hospital with their driver, Tareek, who definitely probably gave him a one-star review afterwards.

Watch the clip to hear Seth's full account of the day's hysterical events that lead up to the birth of his son, Ashe Olsen.