Ellen on Portia
- On why she takes pictures of Portia all the time: "I take pictures of Portia all the time because she's pretty."
- On those pesky breakup rumors: "I don't know why they do this. We're kind of flattered. We really don't almost break up, we don't fight, we're madly in love, and I guess it's boring."
- On why they don't give each other birthday or holiday gifts: "We do so many presents all the time. We don't even give each other presents for Christmas or birthdays anymore. We have everything. Love and respect, that is all we need."