These 22 Images Prove That Sleep Is For the WEAK

Published on May 11, 2016 at 1:25 PM

I genuinely believe that sleep is for the weak. I'm a night owl and a morning person, and during the week, I run on about five hours of sleep — six hours if I'm feeling generous. Or if I'm sick. Which is rarely.

I know the importance of a good night's sleep, but I also don't really care. There are too many things I want to do in a day, and frankly, sleep feels like a waste of precious time. Some of my best ideas come to me when everything is quiet and no one is awake to disturb my thoughts. One a.m. is the perfect time to clean your home, if you ask me, and it's basically an insult to books if you don't read them until your eyes stop functioning at night. I do think that some people really do require more than others, but if you happen to be someone like me who happily runs on the bare minimum amount of sleep and you still function — no, flourish — each day, then you'll relate to these images.

Your best ideas come to you in the wee of the morning.

"Early nights" are just not realistic so there's no point trying.

You believe that sleep is a somewhat inconvenient necessity.

You know that "sleep" is merely a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

You never want to miss out on what's happening in the waking world.

You've done the math and you're pretty positive there's a way to get more sleep without actually sleeping.

You're often so excited about what the next day holds, sleep just feels like a barrier between now and then.

You're fine. You really are.

You're perfectly rational about when you'll make time for sleep.

You secretly know that even if you wanted to sleep, you probably couldn't anyway . . .

Sometimes sleep feels like the Holy Grail.

You count yourself among the other greats who embrace the late hours.

Your bedtime routine turns into an all-night kind of thing.

The internet is your enabler.

You know there is so much to see and do and know . . . and so little time!

You make good use of both your day and night hours.

You love finding other night owls and early birds to bond with.

You assume that a sh*t ton of people are dreaming about you at all times.

You wake up early and ready to GO.

You can't really remember the last time you actually got a full 8 hours of sleep.

You wake up like this (every day).

You are invincible. You are the superhero of no sleep.