People Think the New American Boy Doll Reminds Them Too Much of Their Ex-Boyfriends
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For the first time in its history, American Girl announced it's releasing its first-ever boy doll, Logan Everett! The doll, which will go on sale on Feb. 16, looks like the boy next door. He's brunette, plays the drums, wears flannel, and has a grown-up Justin Bieber haircut. It's exactly these qualities that's made the internet totally wary of him; he reminds us of any boy who's ever ghosted or sent a late-night text.
why does this doll look like he's about to ghost you https://t.co/lC57Y3arw5 pic.twitter.com/oxBhoIgdFu
— Heather Schmelzlen (@anchorlines) February 14, 2017
Naturally, the internet started to call Logan out on his bullsh*t and take guesses on what other qualities he most likely has.
that name. I bet he's from brooklyn and his parents are actually a group of 5 writers who dabble in rooftop aquaponics and apiarism https://t.co/hkvmCShOoC
— Trash Dave (@Aerocles) February 14, 2017
American Girl unveiled a boy doll named Logan Everett and there's no doubt that he joined a youth group to hit on girls. pic.twitter.com/ntBuU6UD1y
— Reilly Stoner (@reillystoner) February 14, 2017
Oh no my ex https://t.co/vHBbJln1hd
— Janie Stolar (@JanieFierce) February 14, 2017
the new american girl doll is every fuckboy whose ever texted you "u up" at 3 am https://t.co/SgAJcLKVUT pic.twitter.com/oSGPTG10iO
— MikePosnerWasSnubbed (@audevwhite) February 14, 2017
Sorry, Logan, but you just remind us too much of our exes.