The Transportation Security Administration, aka the TSA, aka your airport archnemesis, has the weirdest, funniest Instagram account around. No, you're not being punked — this bizarre feed, with almost 200,000 followers, is 100 percent real. People try to sneak all kinds of ridiculously dangerous items onto aircraft including, but not limited to, Batman's batarangs. Instagram user TSA is there to document the weapons and things that are definitely, absolutely not OK to take in your carry-on or checked luggage. Ahead, see the craziest things the TSA has had to take from traveling humans.
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