Woman Has No Tolerance For Trifling Pizza Thieves, Is Our Actual Hero

"I don't want to share anything I'm digesting" are words to live by, which is why Twitter user SuperiorAsian (De'ja) is our hero. After a friend turned down De'ja's generous offer of a whole slice of pizza only to turn around a steal a bite of her own, De'ja (rightfully) went on a rant about respecting other people's food. The impassioned rant, which her trifling food thief of a friend Snapchatted throughout and tweeted as one long video, has gone completely viral on Twitter, even inspiring #EatHerFood2016.

"You're too comfortable . . . with food; don't ever get too comfortable. I would have bought you anything on the menu, not my piece of pizza," De'ja states, eventually giving her friend the entire tainted slice of pizza and buying another for herself. It's clear from the video that De'ja's friend doesn't take her feelings seriously, which earns him a chastising from fellow pizza shop patrons about Snapchatting her. Obviously, he learned nothing from the scolding session, because De'ja felt the need to follow up with a text after her friend publicly lampooned her on social media.

Even though a lot of the internet doesn't understand why De'ja feels so strongly about how this so-called friend "plotted on getting [her] food," we completely feel her. Much like Joey Tribbiani from Friends, some people just don't like sharing their meals, so it's important never to assume too much — or in De'ja's words, "Don't get too comfortable." Food thieves, ye be warned!