We Watched the Kim Kardashian Video-Game Trailer So You Don't Have To
Source: Instagram user kimkardashian
Whatever happens from this moment on, you should know that there's a Kim Kardashian video game coming out. Then you should know that we didn't watch the entire hour-and-six-minute-long trailer that's up on YouTube. Because, well, duh. But we did fast-forward, so that counts.
Kim Kardashian: Hollywood doesn't come out till next week on the App Store and Google Play, but since you're dying to get a sneak peek, here you go. From what we can tell, the point is to reach celebrity status by following in Kim's footsteps — trying on the right (cleavage-baring) clothes, going on photo shoots, attending red carpet premieres, hitting up the hottest parties, etc., etc.
Here's a short version of the trailer that Kim posted on Instagram.
Source: Instagram user kimkardashian
And here are the five most hilarious parts of the whole thing.
There's a Level Called "D-List Celebrity"
Um, is that a reference to Paris Hilton? Source: YouTube user TouchGameplay
Some Guy Named Dirk Diamonds Says "Gutter Trash" Like It's 2001
#rude Source: YouTube user TouchGameplay
There's the Suggestion That a Celeb Wannabe Would Take a Bus
AS IF! Source: YouTube user TouchGameplay
Kim Calls Out Kris Jenner For Being a Momager
Oh no she didn't! Source: YouTube user TouchGameplay
Oh, and It's an HOUR Long
See for yourself.