25 Signs You're a Basic Beauty B*tch
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Just because you don't wear Uggs or have an apple-picking date planned doesn't mean you're off the hook. You may be a Basic Beauty B*tch — and not even know it yet! For those who haven't been paying attention to the recently coined phrase that's winning the Internet right now, a Basic B*tch is defined as an extra-regular female. And just like there are subcultures of people, there are divisions within the Basic B*tch community — one of them being the Basic Beauty B*tch. Not sure if you're guilty? Read on (at your own risk!) to discover 25 signs that make you an average Jane. Source: Giphy
You Live For Pumpkin Spice #Everything
Stop losing Instagram followers for oversharing your daily #PSLs and get your sweet cinnamon fix here. Ladies, GLITTERY pumpkin-scented nail polish exists.
Your Apartment Always Smells Like Cupcakes
The hoax is up! He knows you got those red velvet treats from a box, and the "baking scent" in your kitchen is from those frosting-scented candles.
Your Self-Tanning Mantra Is "Endless Summer"
You put the "T" in GTL. But like a beauty smarty, it comes from a bottle not the sun.
You're Dressing as Elsa From Frozen For Halloween
You can wear braids and be a Disney princess!
You're Obsessed With Dry Shampoo
Who even showers anymore? That's what Drybar appointments are for.
Your Signature Fragrance Is Chanel No. 5.
You often wake up and think, WWMD (What Would Marilyn Do)?
And Get Engaged So You Can Take an Instagram Hand Selfie
That's what all of the #ManicureMonday practice is for.
You're Never Fully Dressed Without Mascara
Even before SoulCycle. Even though you leave the class looking like Lauren Conrad after a sad sushi dinner with Jason.
You're a Carrie.
And even though that Tinder didn't ask you for weekend plans by Wednesday, he's still your Mr. Big.