Saying that I love a man with a beard is an understatement. Something about a thick chinstrap or mustache puts me into cavewoman mode: "Me. Want. Man." Someone once asked my current boyfriend if his beard was a wig — it's that glorious! But dating a dude with facial hair isn't all cuddles. First of all, my man has just as many beauty products lining the bathroom sink (maybe more) in order to care for his scruff. We literally swap pomades every morning. And sharing a sink — forget about it!
He lured you in with that thick scruff and impeccably groomed 'stache. At first glance, you just wanted to run your fingers over that fuzz. And believe us, he knows the power of the beard.
This is him coming out of the barber. Shop windows and car mirrors, beware.
Seriously, he buys those little black combs in bulk for on-the-go grooming. Why does he need so many?!
What is going on in there? We'll never really know, but it involves conditioner and a brush.
When you're not looking, he's totally using the blow dryer and your favorite hair gel to get his mustache to lay just right.
Especially if he's just gotten his beard trimmed.
Keeping up a beard takes daily grooming, which means your sink is never without a dusting of short, curly follicles.
Beards attract all types of food, and it's your job as his woman to make sure there are no floaters.
You have to learn how to interpret every scratch and mustache move.
He has trouble concentrating on anything when your fingers start massaging, so ask all the tough questions now.
It always happens. He accidentally took too much off of one side or the corporate boss complains, and the beard has to go.
Silver lining: you can pretend it's your man's boyish alter ego.