There are plenty of reasons Chris Pratt is so lovable, and one of them is his awesome Instagram account. The actor doesn't post too often, but when he does, his funny, sometimes bizarre captions are sure to crack you up. There's the time he went on a hashtag spree over peacocks, and the time he managed to be both hot and hilarious with that unforgettable ab selfie. Meanwhile, he and his wife, Anna Faris, have shared plenty of supercute pictures on social media of themselves and their sweet son, Jack, including a ridiculously adorable family selfie. Keep reading for Chris Pratt's most hilarious Instagram snaps, then check out his hot Hollywood evolution!
"Six months no beer. #GOTG Kinda douchey to post this but my brother made me."
"I heart BJ I do. I mean I really do. And I for one am not afraid to admit it. I love Beijing. OK?! There. I said it. I heart BJ. I feel so much better. #Beijing #China #tentemplesquare"
"This is a weird thing to brag about but I did that glorious french braid. #Baller #man #ManBraid #RealMenBraid #isItBrade? #SpellingQuestion #StillBallerTho #WhyIsItFrench??? #ICallItAFreedomBraid #GoUsa"
"I have found my niche. Hair stylist to the stars. I work for free. #BonjourFreedomBraid #lePlat #braidYOgirlsHairDAWG #man #manbraid #baller #vidalSassoon"
"Between you and me there was nothing wrong with my tie. Totally posing. I've seen people do that and I'm copying them. #Zoolander #BlueSteel #LaTigra #Magnum #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy"
"Victory. Press tour complete. Headed home. What a moment. #LivinTheDream #LivinLaVidaLoca #RickyMartin #SheBangs #OhBabyHowSheMoves #SideTrack #FastTrack #TrackAndField #FieldAndStream #StreamOfThought"
"Backstage @Letterman I'm wearing this creepy mask because it will make me look more radiant? #Baller #guardiansofthegalaxy"
"I love oaks. Never been a tree hugger. Don't care for that term. I will hug the hell outta this damn oak. I love oaks. #WannaSqueezeIt #SqueezeTheLifeOutOfIt #strong #oaks #trees #hard #iHashtaggedHARD #classic #Words #GodBlessAmerica #NotOnMyWatch #seriously,oaks #theyreJustMagnificent"
"Tell me this Flamingo doesn't look mean as f*ck. Dude. I always thought flamingos were just sweet pink birds that were fancy and polite. I don't know why. But look at his face. It's like an alligator face. Mean ass flamingo. #DontFWithFlamingos #FlamingosBeScary #Flamingo"
"I claimed this waterfall today. So now it's mine. You owe me fifty thousand dollars just for lookin' at it. Read the fine print bro. #AllImagesAreCopywrittenAndYouOweMeFidtyThousandDollars"
"Here's another angle of my waterfall. I'll probably name it something like Freedom Falls or JurassicWorldStarChrisPrattFalls or Humble Warrior Falls or something bad ass like that. You owe me one hundred thousand dollars because you can see both of my waterfalls. One belongs to my son. It's called Jack Pratt Airborne Stream LLC. Officially. You have to pay taxes for seeing it. His is the same price as mine you don't get a discount just because he's just a boy. #SorryNotSorry you can just send money or a credit card number to me at 'Humble Tiger Waterfall'"
"Tonight I will be on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Tune in if you please. #fallon #Felon #HeIsNotAFelon #talon #talented #HeMightHaveTalonsIDunno #TonightShow #Tonight #GetIt #MindBlown #ThankYouLetters #AlsoThankYou,Letters #WithoutYouIcouldntRead #Words #Paragraphs #Autographs #Pluto #NotAPlanet! #NotOnMyWatch!"
"These seashells are for sale. I discovered them on a remote green sand beach accessible only by aircraft. By aircraft I of course mean helicopter or jet pack or I guess by boat too. But not car. Unless the car can fly or swim. The seashells are going for $12Million. They must remain at the beach. YOU'RE BASICALLY BUYING VISITATION RIGHTS. I legally need to be very clear about that. The shells are not to be touched. You owe my fifty thousand dollars just for looking at this picture."
"If you've ever read the poem 'Footprints,' which is about a guy who walks with Jesus down the beach and at one point there's only one set of footprints because Jesus flies off or pulls a trick of some kind I can't remember anyways I wrote that poem and it's actually about my wife and how when there was no footprints it's cause we took off in a helicopter. So I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. If you purchased a copy of 'Footprints,' and have it on your wall you owe me fifty thousand dollars PLUS INTEREST. And if you ever felt like you were alone just remember that Jesus could walk on water so technically he probably wouldn't have left footprints to begin with. BUT JESUS DOES LOVE YOU. That is for sure. And so does my wife."
"Peacock. #Peacockin' #EvolvedFromDinosaurs #Cool #America #Bird #BoyOrGirlBird? #GetAwaysAreNice #ThanksHon' #HappySunday #GoToChurch #Books"
"Happy boy, happy wife, happy life, porch swing. #CanIGetAHashtag Proverbs 22:6"