Lizzo says, "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100 percent that b*tch," but according to her That B*tch DNA quiz, I'm unfortunately only 38 percent. However, it was still fun to take, and I highly recommend you do the same. The "Truth Hurts" singer — who just brought down the house with an epic MTV VMAs performance featuring a giant butt balloon — created the quiz with the help of Spotify, and whether or not you agree with your results, the title of her song remains an accurate statement.
The multiple-choice questions make you ponder what you would do in certain situations, like after you get your hair done and what instrument you would have learned as a child. After the 10th question, you get to see what percent of that b*tch you are, and I can't help but wonder how Lizzo answered to earn 93 percent. Regardless of your DNA results, you'll also be treated to a "That B*tch" Spotify playlist made by Lizzo herself, which includes songs by Trina, Nicki Minaj, Kelis, and Tokyo Vanity and "No Scrubs" by TLC. Check out a glimpse of the quiz ahead, and take it for yourself!
First, follow the link to the Lizzo DNA Test powered by Atlantic Records and Spotify. You'll need to upload a photo, so if you're feeling cute, you can snap one in the moment, or you can upload a selfie of your choice. I think I already set myself up for failure by uploading an eight-month-old photo — Lizzo would never.
You can already see where this is going.
And cross your fingers that you did better than me.