Michael Fassbender in a Fitted White Shirt Is All You Need to See Today

Updated on March 14, 2017 at 12:30 AM

If Michael Fassbender emerging from a car in a fitted white shirt and sunglasses doesn't have you feeling things, check your pulse — you're probably dead. Honestly, the guy shouldn't be allowed in public without a warning label. Attention, expectant mothers, those with heart conditions or abnormal blood pressure, or anyone prone to motion sickness or dizziness: you should NOT look through these photos of Fassbender at SXSW without a doctor's note. And whatever you do, don't watch the trailer for Song by Song. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Michael Fassbender in a Fitted White Shirt Is All You Need to See Today

Those pecs, though.

I'm not blushing, YOU'RE BLUSHING.

Nope.

But, like, that shirt.

It hugs. all. the. right. places.

Sunglasses off or on, it's a win-win.

I wasn't prepared for this.

It actually isn't fair.

Searching for words.

. . .

It's just a lot to take in.

That swept hair.

Arms. Just ARMS.

Arms, a sequel.

OK.

Yep.

Hai.

Bye.

We are not worthy of that smile.

Proof that Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender can be in the same room without the universe imploding.

Even his profile is perfection.

The world's luckiest denim jacket.

Arms, part three.

At this point I'm actually just dead.

Can you get pregnant from a photo? Asking for a friend.

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