34 Times You Wanted to Rename Captain America Captain Sexypants
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The sexy Avenger lovingly known as Cap returned in Captain America: Civil War this year, and he just seems to be getting better with age. Thor may be the sexiest demigod alive, but there's something so hot about clean-cut Captain America. Yep, it's clean-cut Chris Evans, and every time he plays this superhero role, we swoon at it all: the muscles, the honor, the uniform, and duh, the face. To salute the hottest man in the Marvel universe, we're serving up all the reasons he's the sexiest Avenger.
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He Starts Small, but He Has Big Character
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Real Small
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But He's Scrappy
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And Then When He's Transformed Into Captain America, It's Jaw-Dropping
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Yeah, We'd Touch It Too.
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Even If His Early Fame Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be
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He Can't Believe Those Arms
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And Neither Can We
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Nor Can This Guy
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He's Also Very Cute in Uniform
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What a Sexy Cliché
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He's So, So Serious About His Duty
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His Sense of Honor Is So Strong
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So Is His Hair
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He Looks Hot in Glasses Too
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He Never Gives Up on Those He Loves
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He Regulates When He Needs To
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His Commands Are Strong and Concise
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He's Even Funny in His Own Way!
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Even When He Doesn't Mean to Be
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He's Adapted His Weird Situation Into Humor
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He's Amazing in Action
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And He Knows It
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It's Like the Shield Is an Extension of Him
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He Can Take on Several Men at Once
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But He's Also Excellent as Part of a Team
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He Runs Circles Around Everyone
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Yes, That's All Him in There
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Through All This, He Remains Humble
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