26 Home Alone Quotes You Have to Use This Holiday Season

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Home Alone has so many great moments, but the movie really stays with us all year because of its quotable lines. It may be one of the essential holiday movies, but like Elf quotes, you can use the McCallister family's dialogue year-round. To that end, we have the best Home Alone quotes here — and how you can use them IRL.

01

At the End of a Terrible Tinder Date

02

When Your Roommate Hasn't Loaded the Dishwasher in Days

03

When You're on a Diet and Your BF Orders French Fries

04

After Your Roommate Eats All Your Cheese

05

Your First Night in Your Own Place

06

When You Spot a Cute Guy at Your Favorite Lunch Place

07

Tipping Your Bartender

08

When the H&M Employee Tries to Barge in to Your Dressing Room

09

When Someone Comes to Visit You When You're Sick

10

When You're Drunk and Your Uber Driver Just Needs Your Address

11

On Thursday Nights

12

Swiping Left

13

Waking Up With a Hangover

14

Yelling at Pedestrians

15

Explaining to Your Family Why You're Single

16

Literally the Whole Time You're Dating a Guy Named Kevin

17

Before Meeting Your New Boo's Parents

"This is it. Don't get scared now."

18

When Your Little Sister Is Complaining About Her Holiday Travel

19

Stocking Up on Raid After Seeing a Cockroach in Your Apartment

20

Hanging Up on a Family Skype Sesh

21

When Your BFF Is Drinking Too Much Wine Too Fast

22

When Dumping That Guy Named Kevin

"Kevin, you're such a disease."

23

Eating Your Favorite Frozen Trader Joe's Lunch

24

Trying to Cheer Up a Just-Dumped Friend

25

Explaining Why First Dates Never Call Again

26

The Only Holiday Greeting You Need

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