There's no review of Magic Mike XXL that can tell you if the movie is good or bad — it's the kind of movie that you already know whether you want to see it. And if you want to see it, trust me: you will enjoy it, unless every piece of you that likes to have fun has died. Most of all, Magic Mike XXL will make you feel; sitting down in that theater will launch you into a range of emotions, whether it's over the guys reuniting and hanging out, the dancing, or the excellent music choices. If you have just seen the movie, it's time to go back and talk about how each twist and turn made you feel. In GIFs. (Spoilers ahead!)
The door needs to be open for McConaughey in Magic Mike 3.
Hey, there is effort in that explanation.
THIS is what Fifty Shades of Grey needed.