Who Is the Best Dancer in Magic Mike XXL? Let's Rank Them!

There's nothing not to love about Tarzan; he's the daddy of the group. However, he doesn't really dance so much as he just walks around. It's impressive that Nash is still keeping it tight at 55, but he could definitely be showing off how he got that bod a little bit more.

Glover is astonishingly charming as Andre, one of the new boys on the block. He'll steal your heart with his impromptu R&B songs, but he doesn't really dance . . . like, at all. It's a bummer, too, because look at that six-pack hiding under there!

Tito wants to be an artisanal frozen yogurt entrepreneur, and by the end of the movie, he finds a way to bring his passion to the stage. Yes, those white pants and silky letterman jacket are his "I'm sexily serving frozen yogurt" outfit. Don't worry — that jacket comes off, and he sprays whipped cream into some ladies' faces.

If you've seen the original Magic Mike, you already know that Ken is the sensitive thinker of the group. This trait is reflected in his dancing, as he doesn't really have a shtick like the rest of the dudes. For his big number, he dons an all-black ensemble (complete with a hat) to sing and strip to "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" by D'Angelo. Swoon.

This picture says it all. Big Dick Richie is in the new movie much more than the first one, and he gets several chances to showcase his dancing skills. His first solo dance takes place in a gas station minimart (Cheetos are involved) and is arguably his most memorable moment. That's saying a lot, because his next dance involves a quickie proposal and a Fifty Shades of Grey-style apparatus.

Newcomer tWitch may have hated the obligatory waxing for Magic Mike XXL, but damn, was it worth it. He's a legitimate dancer (just watch his episodes on So You Think You Can Dance) and it really shows during his numbers. We first meet him as one of Rome's (Jada Pinkett Smith) dancers, and the way he grinds up on women will make you blush. Heck, even Tatum thinks he's the best dancer.