37 Orange Is the New Black Quotes You Can Use Even If You're Not in Prison
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Our favorite jailbirds on Orange Is the New Black haven't just worked their way into our hearts; they also make us crack up. Some of the lines on the Netflix show are so funny that we want to repeat them — even if, you know, they were originally used in the prison context. They're just too good, so we've figured out how you can use them in your non-Litchfield life, while you're sitting around waiting for more details about Orange Is the New Black season six and peeping on the cast in real life.
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After You Regulate on Someone
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Every Monday
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When You've Got So Much Pizza
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When Someone Crosses You
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When Your Friend Has B.O.
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When You Dress Business Casual
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When You're Hangry
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When You're Leaving to Go Anywhere
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At the Salon
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After the Salon
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When You Need to Soothe Someone
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When You're Rocking a New Outfit
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At Sunday Brunch
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When You Get Dumped
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When You Need to Inspire Everyone
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When Complaining
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When Documenting Behavior
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When You're in a Fight With Your BFF
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When Something Is Really Depressing
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When Someone Doesn't Get Harry Potter
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At KFC
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When You See a Terrible Pair of Shoes
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When You're Raging at the Bakery
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When You Need the Last Word
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When You Need a New Put-Down
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When You Need Someone to Shut Up
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When Counting Your Blessings
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When Falling For a New Person
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When The Help Is Not on TV
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When You Admit You're Wrong About Diet Dr Pepper Tasting Like Regular Dr Pepper
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When It's More Than Regular Crazy
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While Watching Trashy TV
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When You Need to Woo Someone With Some Real Poetry
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In a Fight With Your Significant Other
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When Your BFF Needs a Compliment
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When You Need to Explain Your 'Do
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