8 Potential Bachelor in Paradise Couples

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The third season of Bachelor in Paradise returns on Aug. 2, and it's set to be a real treat. For the uninitiated, Bachelor in Paradise is if you gathered all the rejected candidates from both franchises and stuck them on an island with no food but all the booze. It's basically The Bachelor on Chad's steroids. (FYI, he will be there.) So, with the season premiere on Tuesday and the cast list revealed, we decided to pair some of them up, you know, for fun!

01

Jared Haibon and Amanda Stanton

This is the second time in Paradise for Jared and Amanda's first. I just think these two would make a very cute, elfish couple. Unfortunately, Jared is probably still not over Kaitlyn and won't be until Bachelor in Paradise 2032.

02

Jubilee Sharpe and Daniel Maguire

Jubilee is the best and deserves a good man. Now, Daniel may be a little corny, but he seems like a nice, kind man. He's a lovable fool who'll make Jubilee laugh. Also his neck muscles have neck muscles.

03

Grant Kemp and Isabel Goodkind

Grant is a lovely man. Isabel is an intelligent woman. To be honest, I'm basing this match on height. They are both tall, which means it's guaranteed to work. Watch, they'll get married, because of the tallness. Trust me.

04

Nick Viall and Carly Waddell

This is Nick's 47th appearance on a Bachelor franchise show. So, maybe this is lucky 47! I matched him with Carly because they both share a love for scheming. Let's hope it doesn't end in tears for her like last time. That's right, Nick. Be careful. She might write a song about you.

05

Chad Johnson and Evan Bass

It's bound to happen. The sexual tension between Chad and Evan during JoJo's season was palpable. Let's hope these kids can work things out.

06

Emily Ferguson and Vinny Ventiera

Emily (pictured left . . . or right?) was the Olivia whistle-blower on Ben's season. She's the feistier of the two, so hopefully she can inject some life into Vinny Ventiera, who I only just remembered was in the current season.

07

Lace Morris and Jorge

I don't need to explain this one. It's a given.

08

Raccoon and Wine Bottle

It happened last season and it will happen again. To be honest, the raccoon and the wine is this show's greatest success story.

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