We all have that one (or two, or three) friends — or maybe it's you! — who love cuss words about as much as they love anything. Life calls for a good F-bomb every once in a while, but once you become a mom, swearing can feel like a cathartic love language that helps get you through each sh*t storm of a day. Whether you're the type to string expletives together under your breath as your kids destroy the room you just cleaned, or you have a mom friend who uses f*ck about as much as any other word, these gifts are for you and your crew.
And the best part? Everything's under $25, because budgeting can be f*cking hard.
This Almost Pulled a Muscle Trying to Give a F*ck Shirt ($17) lets people know how hard you're working out . . . kinda.
The Do Not Give a F*ck Mug ($11-18) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.
Get her this Are You F*cking Kidding Me Pin ($11) to add to the lapel of her favorite jacket (Maybe the one she wears to brave the school drop-off line?).
Sometimes a string of f*cks, like on this F*ckity F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Shirt ($21) is just what the doctor ordered.
This Fresh Out of F*cks Mug ($15) is perfect for when she's, well, fresh out of f*cks.
Let mom proclaim her love of F words with this Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word Tee ($23).
This Mama Needs a Nap Mug ($14) is always applicable.
This Mom AF Pocket V-Neck Tee Shirt ($14) is such a perfect gift.
This Loving Mother Mug ($15) proves you can wear many hats.
Gift her with this F*ck, F*ck, F*ck Sticky Tape ($12) for her own gift-wrapping ventures, or just to use as an everyday tape.
This self-explanatory F*ck Definition Mug ($14) will be her favorite thing to drink her coffee from.
This No F*cks Given Tank ($22) ensures everyone understands what you're about at first glance.
The F*ck Off Mug ($14-17) is another winner for antimorning mamas.
This Motivation Printable Sign ($5) will pump mom up!
One sip from this pretty Shut the F*ck Up Mug ($13-16) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.
Keep your table ring-free with these "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters ($20).
This Profanities Mug ($14) has a message that makes us laugh.
We could all use a Pizza Angel to come down and bless our kitchens with a few large pies. The "I Want a F*cking Pizza" Dish Towel ($11) is here with open arms slices.
Your mom friend will wake up feeling like a damn unicorn every morning if she has this I'm F*cking Magical Mug ($13-17) to look forward to.
Either wrap her gift in this I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap ($12), or get her a few sheets for when she needs to send a present to someone she f*cking loves.
This polka-dotted Happily Every After Mug ($15) is as cute as can be.
This "F*ck It. Let's Get Takeout" Tea Towel ($9) is a big mood.
Make the f*cking most of each day with this Carpe That F*cking Diem Tee ($25).
These F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans ($13) come in the cutest packaging and would make a great hostess gift or stocking stuffer.
This "Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug ($11) makes us say, "Same."
Help her feel enthusiastic about her growing to-do list with this Getting Sh*t Done Notepad ($10).
This Have a Cup of STFU Mug ($17) sends a clear message.
Send a clear message with these "Don't F*ck Up My Table" Coasters ($7 for eight).
We'd argue that this Only the Best Moms Use the F Word Mug ($14) isn't wrong at all.
This Zero Fox Given Mug ($13) has a subtle yet clear message.
Because every mama's a badass, every mom should have this Badass Mama Mug ($12).
Forget stick figure family stickers; this I Have Kids Vinyl Decal ($5) is freakin' hilarious.
Tell mom she's awesome with this You're Awesome, Keep That Sh*t Up Mug ($7).
Mom can display her house rules front and center with this Mom's Sh*t List Sign ($10).
Tell it like it is by wearing this Badass Mama Shirt ($24) proudly.
Well, ain't this Tiny Person's Snack Bitch Tumbler ($22) the truth?
This Welcome To The Sh*t Show Coffee Mug ($16) is the perfect new mom gift.
Have to bribe your kids to eat their vegetables? The "You're Doing F*cking Great!" Dish Towel ($13) is a reminder that your sauteed broccoli is f*cking delicious, regardless of your kid's preference for mac and cheese.
Behold: the F*ck This Sh*t Mug ($14-18), aka the fanciest and sassiest mug we've ever seen.
When in doubt, swear. This Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print ($2) is too cute to pass up.
Keep track of your keys with this Loving Mother Keyring ($10).
Forget a baby bag: your favorite sweary mom needs this Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote ($20) for carrying the essentials.
If mom's in a pickle and truly at a loss for words, she can simply sit back and sip from the F*ckity F*ck Mug ($11) while watching things go to sh*t.
I honestly think coffee may taste better when sipped from this Fancy as F*ck Mug ($9).
Light this Get Sh*t Done Candle ($20) when you need to get through that to-do list, and fast!
She can throw all her groceries and sh*t in this Tote Bag ($20).
This Looking Sh*tty Feeling Pretty Shirt ($15) tells it how it is.
Wearing this F*ck Perfect Shirt ($20-$24) will have others screaming "PREACH" at you.
Sometimes one word can truly say it all, and the F*ck Mug ($20) flawlessly proves that point.
Sometimes simplicity is the best, like this F*ck Off travel mug ($22).
This Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad ($9) is perfect for your expecting mom friend.
Tell mom she's doing a great f*cking job with this Swear Mug ($17).
This Gold Foil Print ($5) is for all the wise women out there.
Tell it like it is with this This Mom Drops the F-Bomb a Lot Shirt ($25).
Share your accomplishments with the whole world, thanks to this Mother of the F*cking Year Mug ($14).
Because everyone needs a travel coffee mug, this Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug ($18) is a no-brainer gift.
This Classy but I Cuss a Little Tote ($20) is the perfect size for running errands or packing a few groceries into.
This No F*cks Travel Coffee Mug ($17) is perfect for school drop-off or mom's commute.
Allow her to display her status proudly with this Badass Mom Oversized Sweater ($22).
This My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug ($12) is for the mom who knows her and her kiddos are awesome.
Mom can light this Badass Mom Soy Candle ($16) whenever she needs to remind herself she's a badass.
Ain't this Caffeine, Chaos, Cuss Words Baseball Tee ($19) the truth?
She can enjoy her "mommy juice" in this Badass Mom Wine Glass ($10).
Give her an ego boost with this World's Most Badass Mom Mug ($13).
This Reminder Notepad ($4) is essential for any mom who can't remember what she had for breakfast, let alone what she needed to get at the grocery store.
Cat-lovers and moms alike will love the No F*cks To Give travel mug ($17).
Grab them a few of these blank Pardon My French Cards ($5) to keep around the house for when they need to send some snail mail.
For the mom who's trying to cut back on swearing in front of her kids, this Swear Jar ($18) will help them kick the habit (at least while the kids are around, that is).