Try as we might to avoid using curse words, they tend to sneak into our everyday vocabularies — and that especially rings true once you have kids. Sometimes an under-the-breath "sh*t" or whispered "f*ck this" can do volumes for relieving the many stresses of parenting. To honor all the mamas out there who aren't afraid to let the F-bombs fly every now and then, we've tracked down the most badass kitchen gifts that prominently feature swear words. From vulgar vintage teacups and obscene dish towels to explicit spoons and profane wine glasses, these items are sure to make any potty-mouthed mom say, "F*ck yes, my kitchen needed this!"
Using this "B*tches Get Stuff Done" Oven Mitt ($14) is sure to fill any mom with a sense of girl power.
Nothing says "dinner is served, b*tches" like this spot-on "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Serving Platter ($26).
The "F*ck Off" Mug ($14-17) is a must-have for antimorning mamas.
This "Droppin' a New Recipe on Your Ass" Oven Mitt ($14) is perfect for those evenings when you're shaking things up in the kitchen.
The "Do Not Give a F*ck" Mug ($11-18) may feature pretty fonts and flowers, but it still sends a clear message.
Keep it real with this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Ceramic Spoon Rest ($15).
One sip from this pretty "Shut the F*ck Up" Mug ($13-16) and mom will never use another coffee mug again.
We're obsessed with the gold writing on this "Classy as F*ck" Dish Towel ($14).
At just under $10, this "F*ckity F*ck F*ck" Wine Glass ($9) is pretty hard to resist.
This "You're Doing F*cking Great" Woven Dish Towel ($13) will give your mom a boost of encouragement when her homemade dinner is going to sh*t before her very eyes.
These "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Engraved Cork Coasters ($5-32) are also available in a circle shape, if you're not much of a square person.
Unicorns may be a little overdone at this point, but there's no denying that this "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Wine Glass ($11) is downright adorable.
This "Having a Major Case of the F*ckits" Mug ($11) makes us say, "Same."
This "F*ck It. Let's Get Takeout" Tea Towel ($9) is a big mood.
This "Eff You See Kay" Spoon ($18) is just censored enough to use in front of younger, oblivious kids.
This light-pink "B*tch" Teacup ($30) is as dainty and classy as can be.
OK seriously, how effin' cute are these "Cheers B*tches" Coasters ($20)?! (Answer: very).
Seasoning your meals just got a whole lot more entertaining, thanks to this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Salt and Pepper Set ($15).
Calling all coffee-obsessed mamas: this "Caffeinated as F*ck" Spoon ($18) was made for you.
This "Do Epic Sh*t" Upcycled Vintage Plate ($20) is basically your (slightly more profane) everyday reminder to seize the day.
There are tons of different color options for the cursive text on this "F*ck Politeness" Stemless Wine Glass ($13), including lavender, gold glitter, and turquoise.
If your kitchen's always a damn mess, this "Cluster F*ck" Dish Towel ($11) will speak to your soul.
We'd happily eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner from this "I F*cking Hate Cooking" Round Plate ($18).
Does this "F*ck It Let's Order Take Out" Dish Towel ($14) flawlessly sum up your Thursday night mood or what?!
Stirring your cup of java with this "Bad Ass B*tch" Vintage Teaspoon ($18) will help you conquer every morning like a damn queen, no matter how sleep-deprived you may be.
This "F*ck Housework" Teacup ($30) also comes in a pretty blue pattern.
Prefer cooking solo without any nagging interruptions? Then you definitely need this "Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen" Dish Towel ($11).
Use this "This Is F*cking Delicious" Oven Mitt ($14) to safely remove your baked goods from the oven.
We're loving the blue floral pattern of this "Eat Up B*tches" Woven Dish Towel ($13).