18 Coffee Mugs Made For No-Bullsh*t Moms Who Just Want Their Damn Caffeine

Start every morning on the right foot with this "Rise and Shine" Mug ($15).

This "Just Kidding" Mug ($14-16) is the epitome of sassy — and we love it!

Hah! This "There's Wine in Here" Mug ($13-15) preaches the damn truth.

We're loving the cute floral detailing on this "Sit Next to Me" Mug ($15-19).

Hah! How funny is this "My Nickname" Mug ($19-22)?

Read the words on this "Shuh Duh Fuh Cup" Mug ($11-17) aloud, and you'll instantly understand why we love it so much.

If you're not much of a morning person, this "Early Bird" Mug ($16) was made for you.

The fonts on this "Adorable Badass" Mug ($14-16) are too darn cute.

This gold "Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Mug ($14) is so pretty, it could also double as desktop decor.

This blunt "Personally Victimized" Mug ($22) is perfect for anyone raising a toddler.

If you just want to enjoy your coffee in peace, use this "Go Step on a Lego" Mug ($13-16).

Well damn! This "Shut the F*ck Up" Mug ($13-16) certainly sends a strong message.

This "Please Return to Mom" Mug ($13-17) was made for sleep-deprived mamas.

If Target is truly your happy place, this "I Like Long Romantic Walks" Mug ($14-17) is right up your aisle, erm, alley.

Caffeine-dependent moms will love this on point "Mombie" Mug ($14).

Sip your java from this "A Fun Thing" Mug ($14-16) if you simply can't be bothered in the mornings.

This "A Sh*t Ton of Coffee" Mug ($14-16) was made with potty-mouthed moms in mind.

LOL, this "Yummmmm Coffee" Mug ($16) is ever-so-slightly NSFW.