This Coffee Mug Is Made For Moms Who Curse – And Those Who F*cking Judge Them For It
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Cursing has become a commercial art form – those who love to swear can now click twice in Etsy and find an endless stream of coffee mugs, aprons, oven mitts, cross-stitched pillows, and "vintage" china emblazoned with their favorite curse word, namely "f*ck."
But, it appears that the moms who scooped up these hilarious home goods by the cartload are getting some serious flack from their less loose-lipped peers. "It's inappropriate to have that in your home with children," they say.
To that, the sardonic craftspeople at Buffalovely say, "kindly f*ck off." OK, they don't say that specifically, but this hilarious mug ($14) – with a perfect bottom-of-the-cup clap back – puts what all of us tired AF mamas are thinking into words.
Already entering your credit card information to buy this mug? Hold up. The New York-based shop has a few more goods – a snappy soap dispenser and a mind-your-own-damn-business cookie jar, for starters – that are befitting your sense of humor.
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"Mama Needs a Nap" Coffee Mug
When you're not just tired, but tired of defending yourself from all the haters out there, try drinking out of this "Mama Needs a Nap" Coffee Mug ($14).
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"Not Obligated to Disclose" Ceramic Canister
It's none of their damn business how many Girl Scout cookies are left in this "Not Obligated to Disclose" Ceramic Canister ($32). Spoiler alert: None. There are none left.
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"Brush Your Damn Teeth" Ceramic Toothbrush Holder
For some reason, toddler tooth-brushing is a universal battle every night for all parents. Perhaps this "Brush Your Damn Teeth" Ceramic Toothbrush Holder ($14) will help? Probably not, but still cute, no?
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"All the Sh*t I Need" Ceramic Utensil Holder
When they keep asking when dinner's going to be ready, kindly let them know you aren't a short-order cook with this "All the Sh*t I Need" Ceramic Utensil Holder ($36).
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"I Scream, You Scream" Coffee Mug
If only all the screaming resulted in ice cream. For the times it doesn't, there's at least coffee in your "I Scream, You Scream" Coffee Mug ($14).
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Wait, how much is college tuition going to be in 15 years?! Let's hope this "You're Never Going to Retire" Night Light ($22) will help you find relief from the waking nightmare that is your long-term financial plan.
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"You Know What You Touched" Ceramic Soap Dispenser
Sorry, kid. You barely know how to use the toilet and still pee yourself on the regular, so, no, I'm not going to let you go potty without washing your hands with the "You Know What You Touched" Ceramic Soap Dispenser ($18) immediately afterward.
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