Baby books come ready to go with spaces for photos and lines to fill out the dates of classic baby milestones — baby's first haircut, baby's first tooth, baby's first solid food — these are all things that new parents want to remember and share. But what about the milestones that leave us hysterically laughing (or crying), like baby's first inappropriate public outburst?
We feel strongly about remembering the funny stuff too, so we've rounded up the 20 unconventional parenting milestones that you'll want to document in the blank spaces of the baby book — and in some cases, video and play at your child's wedding for all to see.
And it's everywhere — how it got from their tush to the couch is beyond you.
You thought it'd be a funny face . . . guess not.
And discover how truly annoying your wide-awake child is.
Depending on their age, you kind of just want to laugh at them.
It's all fun and games until someone pukes.
They learn early that no matter how tired they may be, food is always the priority.
It's too cute not to document — beware of wagging cat tails though, not the same as wagging dog tails.
And you can't decide whether to laugh, cry, or run away.
Something clicks and they are just totally blown away (or they're pooping).
Or that you're outnumbered. Either way, your kids are going to take over the world.
And rather than help them right away, you whip out your phone to take a video to show at their wedding.
You slowly walk away, keeping an eye on them, but denying your family ties.
Welp, at least they're not planning on going to school naked.
Like, infinitely cooler.