Ask any parent: the minute your baby becomes mobile is the minute you need to childproof your home. Stat. But the truth is that we don't all have the luxury or, let's be honest, the foresight to hire a professional to come into our home and make sure it's safe for our little darling. Not to mention that for many of us there is literally no store-bought contraption on earth that will stop our little Houdinis from escaping their rooms, climbing on our counters, and getting into who-knows-what. So as parents, we have to get a little creative on the childproofing front. Obviously, it's always best practice to use the proper products or hire a professional to come in and take care of any potential danger zones in your home, but these folks have hilariously demonstrated that sometimes, as a parent, you just gotta do what you gotta do.
Believe me, pulling your baby off your table every minute you turn your back gets old really fast.
OK baby, let's just see you try to figure this one out.
And by new, I mean bigger and wider as to cover more square footage.
Or, if nothing else, buy you a little time.
Ah, I still remember our Christmas tree on top of the table year.
It keeps your baby from drowning in your toilet. It keeps your baby from flushing things down your toilet. It annoys the crap out of anyone else who's really gotta go (pun intended).
Because, well, a helmet appears to be your only other option.
Because babies suck at figuring out how tape works.
Tape 'em on!
I'm not even really sure what is going on here, yet I still totally get it.
No more pushing Mommy's buttons, literally!
A doorbell. So, yeah, no real explanation needed on this one . . .
Unless, you know, you love reorganizing your drawers nightly.
They are twofold. They might stop your kid from climbing the table (yup, still a problem) as well as from dragging your chairs all over the house to get to other forbidden things.
Childproofing just got real.
For his safety (and your sanity), you will literally try anything if it means keeping him in his room at night.
Cracked powders and blush disasters are a thing of the past for the smart mama!
. . . and on. And off. And on.
And by no one, I mean a certain toddler who loves to cut her own hair.
Put a ring on it. And secure it to the wall.
. . . it's time to make your house safe from your baby.