So, you are having a bébé — congratulations! First, pour the red or white wine (and sometimes pink!) to celebrate, then purchase that tiny bébé adorable clothes, gifts, and toys inspired by the nine-time Emmy-winning show Schitt's Creek. After all — like Moira Rose would say — you have no idea of "the toll a bébé can take on its mother!" In other words, your little one will be responsible for countless beautiful memories and just as many sleepless nights, so you deserve to indulge your fandom with these precious gifts. And if your friend is the one pregnant or with a new bébé, even better! You can buy her all these cute products and mention how much you love this journey for her.
Keep your little one warm in this long-sleeved onesie featuring Moira's face and the word "bébé." The Schitt's Creek Inspired Long Sleeved Baby Onesie ($15) comes in sizes newborn-12 months.
Bébé can make such a mess at mealtime! Buy him or her this Schitt's Creek Rose Apothecary Baby Bib ($9) to protect their impeccable outfits (and remind you of the best boutique, ever).
This cute Moira Rose Schitt's Creek Fleece Baby Bib ($18) features the glamorous Moira Rose with her iconic quote, "The world is falling apart around us and I'm dying inside." Bébé can totally relate.
The faces of Alexis, Johnny, Moira, and David Rose are on this adorable Schitt's Creek Caricature Unisex Baby Jersey Bodysuit ($8). It's important to encourage role models early on in life.
Newborns are always thinking of themselves. That's why the Schitt's Creek My Turn to Take a Selfish Shirt Baby Bodysuit ($17) is so perfect for them, as it features David's iconic line from the show.
The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year – especially when you are young. This Bébé's First Ornament ($14) is black and sparkly like David's sweaters, and states, "Bébés First Christmas." Aw!
Lunch time? I love that journey for me! Get your tot this Schitt's Creek Baby Bib ($14), featuring Alexis's memorable quote, "I love that journey for me!" (Hand motions not required when wearing this.)
Let the world know you are carrying precious cargo with this Bébé on Board ($5) sticker featuring Moira's face in front of a pink and blue watercolor background. Using this sticker is just the responsible thing to do.
Trying to get bébé to eat can feel impossible. Get them a bib that matches their annoyed vibe, like this Schitt's Creek Ew, David Baby Bib ($9) with Alexis's oft-repeated line, "Ew, David!"
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When decorating your child's nursery, cute wall art is a must! I love this Bébé's Chamber Gallery Wall Art ($18) featuring pretty pink roses and the words "Bébé's Chamber."
Next time a friend announces she gave birth, send her the Moira Rose Bébé Card ($5). It features Moira's face and one of her glamorous black-and-white dresses, along with the words "Congratulations on your new bébé."
Older kids can enjoy the Schitt's Creek clothes as well! The Ew David Rose Schitt's Creek Funny Vintage Girls 2-6T Toddler T-Shirt ($14) is designed for sizes 2-6T. It is all black (of course!) and features the top half of his face with his shifty eyes and the words "Ew, David." Just pair with oversized sunglasses and a huge sunhat.
Pack baby bottles, food, extra diapers, and more in the Ew David Rose Apothecary Schitt's Creek Lunch Bag ($14). It has Alexis's face, wearing "Ew, David" sunglasses, and the words, "Love that journey for me."
I'll admit it: it might be a tad extra to put your bébé in a miniature black sweater like David wears. But this Schitt's Creek Baby Onesie David Lightning Bolt Sweater ($19) is the next best thing! It's all black with lightning bolts fanning out from the neckline.
Wrap baby up in this cozy Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Bébé, It's Cold Outside Throw Blanket ($35). It's a warm wine red, with the words "Bébé, It's Cold Outside." Cute and accurate.
Help your little one stand out (and show everyone who's boss) with the Schitt's Creek The Bebe Baby Bib ($9). It is a simple all-black bib with the words "the bebe" in white on front. You go, bébé!
The Funko Pop! TV: Schitt's Creek – Alexis ($20) is a great gift for a bébé 3 and older (and his or her parents, obviously). This one features Alexis holding her phone, wearing a sundress, boots, and a floppy hat.
Fashion icon and sayer of hilarious things, David Rose is certainly a character to admire. This Funko Pop! TV: Schitt's Creek – David ($16) is a fun toy for toddlers, featuring David's all-black outfits, incredulous stare, and many silver rings.
Moira doesn't look like a disgruntled pelican in this Funko Pop! TV: Schitt's Creek – Moira ($16) figure. This queen is wearing her black-and-white striped dress, chunky heels, matching purse, and tons of statement jewelry.
Those eyebrows, his classic blue suit, the laugh lines around the eyes – Johnny looks amazing as a Funko Pop toy! Funko Pop! TV: Schitt's Creek – Johnny ($16) is exactly what you need to complete your collection, or he can stand out on his own as your bébé's (understandably) favorite character.