I Spy With My Little Eye Smirnoff's Giant, Vodka-Filled Christmas Ornaments — and I NEED Them

Updated on Nov 13, 2018 at 3:25 PM

Smirnoff

Picking out the perfect Christmas tree and decking it out with dozens of heartfelt or just downright gorgeous ornaments is hands-down one of the best parts of the holiday season. And while we love to hang up handmade creations from our loved ones — we're looking at you, Bryan's kindergarten craft from 2006 — these gigantic Smirnoff Vodka Christmas Ornaments ($13) really get the party started. Seriously, we can't get enough of these booze-filled ornaments.

At 750 mL, these pretty bulbs are part pretty holiday decoration, part flask! Each limited edition No. 21 ornament is filled with Smirnoff's triple distilled vodka and touts a cute phrase like "#BestGiftEver" and "Mix & Mingle." And all we can say is, we'll take about a zillion.

Smirnoff

Holiday
Christmas
Happy Hour
Smirnoff
Christmas Ornaments

Celebrity

Fashion

Fitness

Beauty

Love

Family

Shop

I Spy With My Little Eye Smirnoff's Giant, Vodka-Filled Christmas Ornaments — and I NEED Them

Related

Jesse Sullivan and Francesca Farago Talk "Surreal" Pregnancy Journey

When Jesse Sullivan and Francesca Farago announced their pregnancy on March 31, Trans Day of Visibility, their videos on social media were met with an outpouring of support: "Congrats to you both!

How Much Adoption Costs, According to Experts

Adoption is a beautiful way to grow a family.

Amazon's Best Mother's Day Gifts, From Editor Favorites to Top Sellers

Whether you're looking to splurge on a single luxury gift for the mom in your life or want ideas for affordable but covetable Mother's Day gifts she's bound to love, Amazon has plenty of options for every budget.

Parenthood Can Amplify Climate Anxiety — Here's How to Cope

For Lauren Simmons, it was Christmas songs that triggered her climate anxiety as a parent this past winter.

9 Different Styles of Parenting, According to Experts

If parenting is one of the most important jobs a person can have, then why isn't there a user manual?

How Can I Have a Baby When I Already Take Care of My Elderly Parents?

"When are you having a baby?" is the question I've been asked the most since marrying my husband in 2021.

Is Roughhousing With Kids as Beneficial as TikTok Claims?

Anyone who grew up with siblings knows what roughhousing entails.

How Postpartum Women Are Getting Their "Pink" Back

Although "getting your pink back" may sound like a line from the "Barbie" movie, it's actually a metaphor resonating with postpartum women all over TikTok.

Unique Girls' Names They'll Still Love When They're Older

Giving your daughter a unique name can be a bit of a challenge.

The Very Real Sacrifice of Caring For Aging Parents in Your 20s

"I think things will be easier if my mom dies first," I found myself saying out loud to my best friend late last year, sitting on the carpeted steps of her rental house.

100 Beautiful Baby Names With Meaning

Ideally, picking out a meaningful baby name should be one of the best parts of preparing to have a child.

An LGBTQ+ Therapist Weighs In on Jesse Sullivan's Approach to Parenting and Pronouns

When Jesse Sullivan and Francesca Farago shared their pregnancy news on March 31, it was no coincidence the announcement also fell on Trans Day of Visibility.