Etsy Is Selling Aggressive Curse-Word Ornaments, and We’ll F*cking Take 100

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There are two types of people when it comes to decorating. There's the eager person who spends all of Nov. 1 outfitting their home with the best Christmas decorations and personalized stockings they can get their hands on, and then there's the grump who feels either obligated to participate in the holidays, or is just too tired this year to really put forth much effort. If you're part of the latter camp, then we have just the thing for you: ornaments with attitude. Here are eight of our favorites. (Heads up: these are not kid-friendly.)

Jolly as Fuck Christmas Tree Ornament
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Jolly as Fuck Christmas Tree Ornament

The Jolly as Fuck Christmas Tree Ornament ($5) says you're excited about the holidays, but not too excited.

Merry Fucking Christmas Ornament
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Merry Fucking Christmas Ornament

Make sure you place this Merry Fucking Christmas Ornament ($9) where people can see it.

Xmassy as Fuck Funny Xmas Tree Decoration
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Xmassy as Fuck Funny Xmas Tree Decoration

Hang this Xmassy as Fuck Funny Xmas Tree Decoration ($6) on the tree, or even the wall.

F*ck Off Funny Christmas Decoration
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F*ck Off Funny Christmas Decoration

This F*ck Off Funny Christmas Decoration ($12) is definitely going to offend a few people.

Fucking Finally Engagement 2018 Christmas Tree Ornament
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Fucking Finally Engagement 2018 Christmas Tree Ornament

The Fucking Finally Engagement 2018 Christmas Tree Ornament ($5) is certainly one way to celebrate your big news.

Christmas Bauble
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Christmas Bauble

At least this Christmas Bauble ($9) has a pretty bow on top.