Scary attractions, fake blood, and terrifying movies are all part of the fun of Halloween — that is, if you're a fan of spooky things. Taking your kiddos to a haunted house may seem like a rite of passage, but depending on how old they are, a trip to the frightening attraction could end up being more of a horror to you than the house itself.
Read through for 13 things you should probably know before you take your kids to a haunted house.
If your kid jumps at the sound of a door closing a little too aggressively, maybe this isn't the best idea you've ever had.
Is this thing Scooby-Doo level or "I watched It as a kid so your kid will be fine" type of scary?
If you get scared and need to make a run for it, at least you'll know your kid can attempt to catch up with you without stubbing a toe.
Actually, just bring some either way. Humans have less control over their bowels and bladder when they're scared — isn't that fun?
Keep your favorite top at home if you don't want it hanging to your knees the next time you wear it.
"It was fake! Yes, I know it looked like that man's legs were cut off, but they were just buried under the couch cushion, I swear!"
Haunted house employees live for fear-induced bodily functions . . . proceed at your own risk.
Stick that kid right in the middle — the ruthless employees don't care that scaring your child makes your life a living hell.
Whether it's their piercing screams that get you or the scary things in the house, you're in for a long night.
Guess you're going back to watching Disney Junior Halloween specials.
Night lights just aren't going to hack it anymore.
It's like you took a nightmare home with you.