While they can sometimes be dismissed as vulgar or crass, studies show that people quick to swear are actually smarter than their noncursing counterparts. So why not show the sailor in your life some love with these gifts?
Ditch the tired kitschy, inspirational picks and basic getups — we're looking at you, motivational t-shirts and standard, solid-colored leggings — and read on to find some activewear with f*cking attitude.
This Constantly Varied Gear Goal Weight: Sexy As F*ck Shirt ($30) is perfect for your aesthetics-focused BFF. (Who needs a scale, anyway?)
We all need a little reminder sometimes. This hilarious Drink Your F*cking Water Water Bottle ($15) will do the trick.
This Workout Princess Sweat More B*tch Less Racerback Tank ($25) gets straight to the point. No pain, no gain, right?
For the woman in your life who works out to eat whatever the f*ck she wants, try the ElloElloStore Hungry AF Shirt ($24).
We think this Running Out of F*cks Workout Tank ($24) poses a valid question.
This Funny Threadz Too Bad B*tching Doesn't Burn Calories Tank Top ($22) reminds us that the truth hurts.
For the girl that can do both: this Look Like a Mermaid Curse Like a Sailor Tumbler ($20).