The Best Kind of "Tax" Return Involves Pizzas

April 15 is so close we can taste it — and to make tax season just a little more palatable, Pizza Hut has launched a National Pizza Return. The rules for this genius sweepstakes are such: download and fill out the P-2 form, and then mail it in by April 18 for a chance to receive Pizza Hut gift cards in the amount of your net pizza return. The numbers add up quickly; I'm guessing normal pizza consumers have a chance of earning $500 or more for this giveaway. For instance, how many pieces of pepperoni did I consume in 2014? I'm going with 300. Yep, that sounds about right. Did I order pizza for lunch? You better believe it, so add 92. Finally! A return that is fun to fill out.