20 Things Only People With a Serious Coffee Addiction Understand
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Would you like a side of coffee with your cup of coffee? If you're like me, the answer is always "yes." It's the first thing you think about in the morning, a fresh cup brings you more happiness than most other things (and people) in the world, and you can never have too much in one day. Some people's spirit animal is a unicorn; yours is coffee. You know your addiction is real if you relate to these 20 things all too well.
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When your first thought after hearing your alarm is COFFEE.
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When someone tries to have an actual conversation with you before you've had two cups.
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When you go to make a pot at home but realize you're out.
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When you make your priorities really clear.
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When you're home alone and no one can judge you.
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When someone asks you if you're REALLY going to Starbucks again today.
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When it's Monday.
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When you look at your bank statement and realize how much you're spending on coffee.
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When this is the only way you can survive a meeting.
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When someone suggests you should maybe give up coffee for a week.
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When you know this sight brings you more joy than any human could.
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When you open a birthday card and there's a coffee gift card inside.
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When your friends are actually getting concerned about how much caffeine one human should consume in a day.
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When you're the crazy coffee-cup hoarder at your office but you don't even care.
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When you're forced to get up extra early on the weekend.
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When your third cup is JUST NOT CUTTING IT.
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When your friend suggests getting green juices instead of coffee.
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When someone questions your choice to make yet another cup at 4 p.m.
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When someone asks you how your coffee cleanse is going and you admit you gave up 30 minutes after you started.
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