17 Realities of Dating a Girl Obsessed With Pizza
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Some say the world is round, but my whole world is pizza so I'm going with the flat argument. Pizza is a vital food group, after all. I warned my boyfriend very early on in our relationship that pizza is very important to me and he adjusted accordingly. If you are a 'zza girl, you totally understand. Here are the realities of dating a girl obsessed with the greatest food on the planet.
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She is an incredible multitasker.
Because whatever she's doing, she's probably simultaneously eating pizza as well.
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When she's mad, she orders pizza.
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When she's sad, she orders pizza.
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Show her this GIF. She will only see the pizza.
Seriously, it's like the puppy isn't even there.
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She finds you more attractive when you're holding pizza.
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She knows that utilizing pizza is the first step in handling an emergency.
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You wake up in the night to her restless pizza eating syndrome.
She says there's no way to solve it other than eating more pizza.
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She only surrounds herself with people who have similar beliefs.
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