Stop! Don't you dare reach for that generic grocery store Valentine's Day card— how boring. Show your significant other, or even a friend, how much you love them with something cheeky and clever. Even the little things — like receiving a unique card — don't go unnoticed. From cards that praise your ability to shave for the love holiday to straight-up puns that will make them chuckle, there's no room for cheesy romance here! Not to mention, there's a batch of downright dirty ones for your picking, too. Trust us, these cards won't go into the trash: they'll hang on the fridge all month long. Get a card that will make them laugh out loud with the wide variety of options, ahead!
Does this Funny Card for Valentine's Day ($4, originally $7) remind you of anything? If you've seen Mean Girls, you probably know what we're talking about. The inside reads ". . . as hot as I do" and also says "be my Valentine or else."
This Internet Dating Funny Valentine's Card ($5) is too true.
What's more romantic than a cat? Well, a lot of things, but this Cat Valentine's Day Card ($5) will make them smile.
If they like dogs, they'll be all for this Corgi Love Card ($6).
Give an Office fan a laugh this year when you get them this My Heart Only Beets For You Cute Pun Valentine's Day ($6).
Only true Seinfeld fans will get this Spare a Square Funny Valentine's Day Card ($5).
This Naughty Taco Valentine's Day Card ($6) is downright dirty.
Your partner will realize how much you love them when you get them this Funny Stanley Hudson Pretzel Day Card ($6).
If your relationship has stood the test of time, it only makes sense to get them this Holy Shit Funny Valentine's Day Card ($6).
Your partner will chuckle when they see this Turns Out Valentine's Day Card ($3).
All you need is some sushi and chopsticks to make this cute You're My Soymate Greeting Card ($6) complete.
Movie buffs will crack up when they see this Borat Valentine's Card ($4).
If you got 'em, flaunt 'em! This Boobs Funny Valentine's Day Card ($12, originally $15) is too funny to pass up.
Your partner will appreciate the honesty of this Favorite Person Valentine's Day Card ($2).
Anyone will appreciate this cute My Kind of Weird Valentine's Day Card ($4).
Yup, we need this Hangry Funny Valentine's Day Card ($5).
Does this Dunk and Sex Valentine's Day card ($6) relate to you? If so, buy it!
Dog-lover's will swoon over this cute Love You Long Time Funny Valentine's Card ($5).
Your partner will be flattered when you present them with this Only Person Valentine's Day Card ($3).
If your wedding got postponed due to the pandemic, make light of it with the help of this I Can't Wait to Walk Down the Aisle With You Card ($4).
Who could forget this iconic episode of Seinfeld?! We think your SO need this Sexy George Love Valentine Card ($5).
Be honest when you get them this Only Package Valentine's Day Card ($3).
This Funny Michael Scott Love Card ($5) is just timeless.
Ready to make this V-Day even hotter? Get them this Funny Valentine's Scratch-Off Card ($5), and enjoy!
Give him a run for his money when you get him this funny You're My Favorite Boyfriend Valentine's Day Card ($3).