10 Sassy Quotes From the Women of The Brady Bunch

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Florence Henderson, who played one of TV's most iconic moms, Carol Brady in The Brady Bunch, has passed away at 82. The Brady Bunch aired for less than five years, but generations of TV watchers got to know the wholesome bunch thanks to decades of reruns. And sometimes the goody-goody family brought out their sassy side, especially the women. Take a look back at some of the best quotes now from Carol, Alice, Marcia, Jan, and Cindy — the youngest one in curls.

"You shouldn't put down a loser, Cindy, because you might be one yourself someday. Just remember that." — Carol

"Jan, if boys don't find you attractive, don't blame me." — Marcia

"Cindy Brady, the new Shirley Temple." — Cindy

"If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid." — Alice

"I'm not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is." — Cindy

"You just don't want to be seen with a girl who has braces, like I do now. I hate you, Alan Anthony. I hate EVERYBODY!" — Marcia

"Glasses! Oh, no, Mom! Not glasses! They'll make me look absolutely positively goofy!" — Jan

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" — Jan

"Ya better wear somethin' else, or you're gonna get arrested!" — Carol

"Oh, my nose!" — Marcia

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