50 Signs You're a Basic B*tch and Proud of It
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Basic b*tches have been getting a bad rap lately, and you know what? The haters are missing out because being basic is, well, basically the best thing ever. So what if you're obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes, #manicuremonday, and Forever 21 — enjoying things that lots of other girls love doesn't make you lame. It means you have good taste, duh. It's time to shout from the rooftops (of Target because that's your fave store) and claim, "I'm a basic b*tch, and I'm proud of it!" If you're not sure you qualify for this liberating declaration, check out 50 signs that you're totes basic and loving it . . . Source: Getty / Noel Vasquez
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You love pumpkin spice EVERYTHING.
Lattes, candles, ice cream, cookies . . . pizza. You will buy it all, and it still won't be enough.
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Your cat eyeliner will never be good enough.
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You abbreviate all adjectives.
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You're always down to get some froyo.
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You love the drama of the <b>Real Housewives of Orange County</b>. . .
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And the <b> Real Housewives of Atlanta</b>. . .
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And the <b> Real Housewives of New Jersey</b>. . .
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You take Meredith Grey's advice very seriously.
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A pink velour tracksuit has touched your body . . .
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Your love for <b>Mean Girls</b> quotes is infinite.
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You find shopping at Target to be pure bliss.
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Fall is your favorite holiday, because sweaters.
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You cry every time you watch The Notebook.
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Whether you publicly admit it or not, you listen to Taylor Swift.
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You feel that <b>Twilight</b> was an important love story for our generation.
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You love a good box of wine.
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Khloé is your favorite Kardashian.
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You react very strongly to the words Las Vegas.
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You wind down from a stressful day with Pinterest.
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You have thrown or attended a wine and cheese party.
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You have gone to Coachella . . . or any music festival, for that matter.
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You have tried to "smize."
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You really LOVE going to brunch.
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You religiously watch The Bachelor, and Juan Pablo was so ew.
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You always have Chipotle on your mind.
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One of your life goals is to purchase Louboutins.
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You drink vodka cranberries because low-calorie options are totes vital.
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You and your friends talk about which Sex and the City girls you would be.
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You wish Beyoncé was your personal dance coach.
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You have tried and failed at twerking.
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You crank that Adele on blast after a bad breakup.
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You get more excited to watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show than you get for Christmas itself.
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