Basic Beauty Bitch
25 Signs You're a Basic Beauty B*tch
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Just because you don't wear Uggs or have an apple-picking date planned doesn't mean you're off the hook. You may be a Basic Beauty B*tch — and not even know it yet! For those who haven't been paying attention to the recently coined phrase that's winning the Internet right now, a Basic B*tch is defined as an extra-regular female. And just like there are subcultures of people, there are divisions within the Basic B*tch community — one of them being the Basic Beauty B*tch. Not sure if you're guilty? Read on (at your own risk!) to discover 25 signs that make you an average Jane.
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1 You Live For Pumpkin Spice #Everything
Stop losing Instagram followers for oversharing your daily #PSLs and get your sweet cinnamon fix here. Ladies, GLITTERY pumpkin-scented nail polish exists.
2 Your Apartment Always Smells Like Cupcakes
The hoax is up! He knows you got those red velvet treats from a box, and the "baking scent" in your kitchen is from those frosting-scented candles.
3 You Take Bubble Baths!
4 Lauren Conrad Is Your God
5 #ManicureMonday Isn't Just a Day . . .
6 Your Self-Tanning Mantra Is "Endless Summer"
You put the "T" in GTL. But like a beauty smarty, it comes from a bottle not the sun.
7 You Slather Your Skin in Scented Lotion
8 Often, That Scented Lotion Has Body Glitter
9 You Love Lip Gloss
10 You're Dressing as Elsa From Frozen For Halloween
11 You're Not Sure How You Existed Before Drybar
12 You're Obsessed With Dry Shampoo
13 Your Signature Fragrance Is Chanel No. 5.
14 But You Secretly Own the One Direction Perfume
And you actually wear it.
15 You Want to Be Kate Middleton When You Grow Up
16 And Get Engaged So You Can Take an Instagram Hand Selfie
17 You're Never Fully Dressed Without Mascara
Even before SoulCycle. Even though you leave the class looking like Lauren Conrad after a sad sushi dinner with Jason.
18 You Have Ombré Hair
19 But You Wish You Could Go Lavender Like Nicole
20 You Have a Butterfly Tattoo
21 You Go to Bed by 10 p.m.
22 You Keep Up With the Kardashians
23 You Live For Bachelorette Parties in Vegas.
24 You're Obsessed With Mason Jars
25 You're a Carrie.
And even though that Tinder didn't ask you for weekend plans by Wednesday, he's still your Mr. Big.
