This one's for the serial Tinder daters. My unfortunate experiences with Tinder have been well-documented, but good news, people, I don't give up easily. As the resident expert on the hot dating app of the moment, I've encountered my fair share of weird profiles. Even more disturbing, I've noticed some trends. Girls, you'll probably relate to these frustrations, and guys, well, listen up. Source: Twitter user TheEllenShow
Why do you all hike? And camp? And bungee jump? And go spelunking? And cave dive? What happened to the guys who like to eat brunch and lie around on Sundays?
"I can't wait to hang out with your dog! Wait, what do you mean that's your friend's dog? This is over."
One is OK, but when it's clear you've taken every picture of yourself, it just looks sad. Bonus sad points if they're all mirror selfies.
Why are you flipping me off? I thought you were trying to date me?
I would have never realized that apparently the entire male population loves aged whiskey. Thanks, Tinder.
I get it; you convinced women to hang out with you one time. Unless it's clearly specified that it's your sister, she doesn't belong in your profile.