16 Reasons You Should Date an American Man
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'Merica isn't called "the beautiful" because of purple mountain majesties — it's because of all the hot guys from sea to shining sea. If you're looking for a man to date, make sure you consider the babes of the USA. If our 16 reasons to date an American aren't good enough for you, at least remember that everything is bigger in Texas . . . you know what I'm saying?
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He knows how to make an entrance because the WWE taught him.
Seriously, wrestling entrances have been engrained into his mind.
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The two of you can have riveting conversations about the country's capitalistic society.
Who doesn't love talking about how America has an economic and political system in which our trade and industry are managed by private owners for profit, rather than by the state?
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He's just so damn proud.
He's proud of you, he's proud of himself, he's proud of his country. Ah, nationalism.
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He's going to give you the freedom and justice you want.
That's the way American men have been since 1776.