Too Faced Released a "Sex on the Peach" Kit, and I Can't With This Marketing

Look, I get it: sex sells. And peaches are a very sexualized fruit (just ask Timothée Chalamet). So I guess Too Faced bundling up its best-selling stone fruit-inspired beauty collection and titling it all Sex on the Peach ($45) isn't really that out there. I'm stoked that this complexion-fixing line is finally available in one set, at a cost that's significantly lower than everything would be separately. But why must we call it Sex on the Peach? What does that even mean?!

That's a question I'll go to the grave wondering, but until then, let's talk about this new stuff. This kit includes four of the brand's best-selling and most-loved products. First up is a full-sized tube of the famous lash-enhancing Better Than Sex Mascara.

There's also a Peach Perfect Setting Powder, a feathery concoction that's perfect for Summer, as it mattifies your face and keeps things looking shine-free. If you're more of a mist lady (or like to alternate between spray and powder setting products), the lineup also includes a Peach Mist Mattifying Setting Spray.

To round everything out, you'll get a mini version of the Primed & Peachy Primer, a scented version of the brand's beloved Hangover Replenishing Face Primer. This pre-foundation step has a slight (you guessed it) peachy tint, which works to color correct any dark spots on your face.

So, even though I am very confused by the concept of having sex on a peach, I do urge you to check out this new complexion set! Or if you're more of a veggie-lover, you could always go for Too Faced's latest collection, a line made to enhance your natural beauty. There's not a peach in sight!