25 Signs You're a Basic Beauty B*tch
Just because you don't wear Uggs or have an apple-picking date planned doesn't mean you're off the hook. You may be a Basic Beauty B*tch — and not even know it yet! For those who haven't been paying attention to the recently coined phrase that's winning the Internet right now, a Basic B*tch is defined as an extra-regular female. And just like there are subcultures of people, there are divisions within the Basic B*tch community — one of them being the Basic Beauty B*tch. Not sure if you're guilty? Read on (at your own risk!) to discover 25 signs that make you an average Jane. Source: Giphy
Your Apartment Always Smells Like Cupcakes
The hoax is up! He knows you got those red velvet treats from a box, and the "baking scent" in your kitchen is from those frosting-scented candles.
You Take Bubble Baths!
That smell like cupcakes.
Lauren Conrad Is Your God
Her entire wedding album is pinned to your "secret board."
#ManicureMonday Isn't Just a Day . . .
. . . It's a religion.
Your Self-Tanning Mantra Is "Endless Summer"
You put the "T" in GTL. But like a beauty smarty, it comes from a bottle not the sun.
You Slather Your Skin in Scented Lotion
Made by Victoria's Secret.
Often, That Scented Lotion Has Body Glitter
And it's also from Victoria's Secret.
You Love Lip Gloss
It's usually pink. And smells like cupcakes. And from Victoria's Secret.
You're Dressing as Elsa From Frozen For Halloween
You can wear braids and be a Disney princess!
You're Not Sure How You Existed Before Drybar
It wasn't pretty.
You're Obsessed With Dry Shampoo
Who even showers anymore? That's what Drybar appointments are for.
Your Signature Fragrance Is Chanel No. 5.
You often wake up and think, WWMD (What Would Marilyn Do)?
But You Secretly Own the One Direction Perfume
And you actually wear it.
You Want to Be Kate Middleton When You Grow Up
Pretty, pretty princess!
And Get Engaged So You Can Take an Instagram Hand Selfie
That's what all of the #ManicureMonday practice is for.
You're Never Fully Dressed Without Mascara
Even before SoulCycle. Even though you leave the class looking like Lauren Conrad after a sad sushi dinner with Jason.
You Have Ombré Hair
But You Wish You Could Go Lavender Like Nicole
But that's not #basic.
You Have a Butterfly Tattoo
Of course you do!
You Go to Bed by 10 p.m.
It's called getting your basic beauty b*tch sleep.
You Keep Up With the Kardashians
Kim and Kendall are, like, really, really pretty, OK?
You Live For Bachelorette Parties in Vegas.
So you can wear cupcake-scented body glitter. Duh.
You're Obsessed With Mason Jars
Especially ones with cupcakes in them. Cake jars = #brilliant!
You're a Carrie.
And even though that Tinder didn't ask you for weekend plans by Wednesday, he's still your Mr. Big.
It's OK: We Still Love You
(We're probably basic b*tches, too.)