14 Signs You're an Urban Decay Junkie, as Told by GIFs
While I have been collecting beauty products since I was a child, it was Urban Decay (the brand's Lip Gunk in Big Bang, to be specific) that changed my cosmetic obsession from basic to badass. That one lip gloss turned me into a full-blown makeup addict. I hoarded the original Face Cases like they were made of solid gold. I begged relatives to bid on eBay for discontinued products. Guys, my AOL username was urbandecayjunkie . . . my love for the brand is serious. Are you a UD devotee, too? Read on, because these GIFs are about to speak to your soul.
When a new product launches, you don't mind devoting a whole paycheck to it.
Hello, Naked Vault! Goodbye, rent money!
You have every Naked palette — and get into arguments over which one is the best.
For the record, it's the original palette and the first Naked Basics palette. I will fight you on this.
When Naked Smoky was announced, you lost the ability to function.
Deep breaths into a paper bag were useless.
You'll drive to every Sephora within a 50-mile radius to track down a palette.
And when you get the last one, you can hear the angels singing.
When you see a new product teased on Instagram, you've already committed to it.
"Double-tap to add to vanity" needs to be a thing.
You send cash to shady online retailers in order to track down your favorite discontinued products.
I mean, if it gets you your favorite old Lip Gunk or precious Honey eyeliner, it's worth it.
You feel extreme remorse when you try any eyeliner other than Urban Decay 24/7 pencils.
Nothing else can compare.
You felt a lot of feelings when it discontinued the Smoked palette.
Can I at least get Backdoor shadow in a single?
You're confused when someone asks you what mascara you're wearing.
Your friends don't really understand your emotions when you miss out on a limited-edition launch.
You still regret not nabbing the 24/7 eyeliner vault.
You watch Mean Girls just to see a glimpse of the Marshmallow Sparkling Lickable Body Powder.
You've been a fan of the brand for so long, you have products with the subway token packaging.
They're probably not sanitary, but who even cares?
Urban Decay's Friends and Family sale is basically a religious holiday for you.
You should take some time off from work so you can pray . . . that the products you want won't sell out before you can order them.
If you ever met Wende Zomnir, you would probably freak out.
Bowing down and crying simultaneously isn't awkward, right?