10 Very Reasonable Guesses For What Glossier's New Brand Could Be

By Sarah Siegel
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This year has already brought us explosive celebrity drama and a go-to hairstyle, and now 2019 is bringing us an entirely new brand called Glossier Play. There's no news yet about what the company has in store, but we've got word from its team that it will launch sometime in March.

In the meantime, we have some ideas of what we think Glossier Play could be:

  1. Sexual wellness products that moisturize your intimate parts
  2. Beauty products for child Instagram bloggers
  3. Pigmented makeup for the gazillion people who weren't born with "Glossier skin"
  4. Makeup-themed chew toys for pet parents
  5. Video games to fill the very empty market for beauty-loving gamers
  6. Vibrators for . . . well, you know
  7. Tinted nail polishes, because why not?
  8. Mini makeup-themed toys, similar to Shopkins
  9. Millennial-pink athleisure embossed with the illustrious Glossier logo
  10. A record label for artists who exclusively wear Glossier

Can't wait until next month? Ahead, you'll find some of our favorite products that are available now.

Glossier Solution

Glossier Solution

If you've never tried a chemical exfoliant before, now is the time to go for it. Glossier's Solution ($24) has three types of acids that will improve the texture of your skin dramatically and quickly.

Glossier Balm Dotcom

Glossier Balm Dotcom

Once you try a Balm Dotcom ($12) skin salve, you'll want to buy three more. The balm can be used on lips or any part of your skin that feels dry, and the texture is light, smooth, and addictive.

Glossier Boy Brow

Glossier Boy Brow

Groom your eyebrows with the cult-favorite Boy Brow ($16) product. It comes in three colors and a clear shade so you can condition, hold, and fill in your brows effortlessly.

Glossier Cloud Paint

Glossier Cloud Paint

Honestly, I had no idea how deeply in love I would fall with Cloud Paint ($18). The highly pigmented formula only requires the tiniest amount of product to get gorgeously flushed cheeks.